a musing: derivations of a non-conformist idealist

I’m afraid the economy is truly in a sad state for employers to offer masseurs just P30 a month!  =) Ok, class, tear this ad apart. One point per error in grammer or speeling. Get at least ten points to pass the course.
Timer starts now.  =)

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There’s a little extra special about this entry. You’re jumping the shit.
Fine, let’s just get to it. Let’s.
How about a little background on our friend? No friend of mine.
Ok, so his blog looks for grammatical errors in other people’s blog entries. And you’re going to show him who’s the expert, right, Mr. Semantics?
I [...]

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I get hives when I read stuff like below. I orgasm.  Well, I would if I had the capacity for it.  When did you last had an orgasm?  Three weekends ago?  Centuries ago?  A wet dream ago?

And the above came from an online advertisement! Don’t they have proof-readers? AdvertAsement!  Oh, and if you get hives, [...]

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Back in 2000, after the Y2K debacle, and when I was still in my first I.T. company, SVI– Software Ventures International, I came up with “mail-zines”.  I would scour the web for interesting subjects, bits and pieces, collate them into a newsletter, put in commentators (bitch and feces), then sent them out to co-worker friends.  [...]